The Not So Macho Man Randy Savage returns to The Ed Hardy Fashion group page on Facebook to further brag about his runway experience 2 years ago in Raleigh.
After licking his wounds for week and formulating a retaliation strategy, Not So Macho Man Randy Savage, summons the power of his Superman shirt, cargo shorts and Superman sandals and returns to the The-Mainboard and goes midevil by posting this threat to the entire board.
9100 Summit Centre Way Florida
The apartment # is 301
443-852-0260 443-852-0260
Thanks to my friends in high places, the rest of your addresses, work places and phone numbers are coming as well, consider yourselves fucked, I'm not kidding around anymor
However the address turns out to be a Chick-Fil-A.
Savage upset that his threats fell on deaf ears gets personal with user Moxin calling him out on his Facebook wall while patting himself on the back about his burgeoning physic.
Ronald Savage then logs onto The-Mainboard as EdHardyModel and turns into likes to fight guy:
You don't realize that I'm seriously going to harm someone near me that belongs to this forum and make a fucking example of you once I get ahold of you. Then I'm going to make a video of whoever it is I catch and make you beg for your fucking life and let everyone else on this fucking forum know that I'm not kidding around anymore, then after you beg and plead I'll proceed to smash your face into the pavement. I'll make sure I put a thumb hook in your mouth and just rain punches down on your face until your unrecognizable. Keep messing with me. I can't wait to see your reaction when I actually find out who someguy is and fucking destroy him. And nobody on this forum challenged me to a fight, you've all been computer warriors this whole time and your afraid to meet me somewhere for a fight. If someone really wants to fight me, have someone with fucking balls that'll meet me at Baker Park in Frederick, MD.
When user Heel/Tiger tries to set-up a fight, Ronald predictable chickens out claiming that gas prices prevent him from driving the short-distance in his minivan to throw-down with Heel/Tiger.
Out of nowhere on page 154, a friend of Randy's, April, shows up spitting hot fire like Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. She starts it off with a bang talking about Ronald's strange relationship with one of his workout buddies.
April then brings up a ex-girlfriend of Randy's, Mallory Ann, who kicked him out of her apartment after Ronald couldn't land a job before dropping some serious ice burn on page 173.
The aforementioned Mallory Ann finds The-Mainboard after this classic exchange with Ronald on Facebook.
Mallory Ann under the name, tempted2lie, starts droping some serious hate on page 191 including this gem.
RANDY DUDE SERIOUSLY GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP STALKING ME YOU FAG! I DONT ANSWER YOUR PATHETIC MESSAGES I DONT CALL YOU, ARE YOU THAT STUPID I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU btw I cheated on you like a million times
Ronald devestated by the blow to his manhood by Mallory Ann cowers back to Facebook to talk some trash to The-Mainboard, but his effort results in a classic Freudian slip
Talking Head then pounds the last nail in the Not So Macho Man Randy Savage's coffin by creating this hilarious video
Cliffs: Part 1
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